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Mixed-breed dog

March 1, 2010 - 2:20 am 25 Comments

A mixed-breed dog, also called a mutt, mongrel, tyke, cur, bitzer, feist or random-bred dog, is a dog that has characteristics of two or more types of breeds, or is a descendant of feral or pariah dog populations. The term “mixed-breed” is a misnomer, as it does not indicate the offspring of dogs of known or pure breeding. In contrast to mixed-breed, the term crossbreed refers to puppies produced by the intentional breeding of dogs of two different known purebred dog breeds. The term “mutt” or mixed-breed generally refers to a dog of unknown descent. Dogs interbreed freely, except where extreme variations in size exist, so mixed-breed dogs vary in size, shape, and color, making them hard to classify physically.There is a profusion of words and phrases used for dogs that are not purebred. The words cur, tyke, mutt and mongrel are used, sometimes in a derogatory manner. In the United Kingdom mongrel is the unique technical word for a mixed-breed dog. North Americans generally prefer the term mix or mixed-breed. Mutt is also used (in the U.S.A and Canada), and can be used in an affectionate manner. In Hawaii, mixed-breed dogs are referred to as poi dog, and in the Bahamas, they call them Pot Cakes (referring to the table-leftovers they are fed). Some American registries and dog clubs that accept mixed-breed dogs use the breed name All American. In South Africa, the tongue-in cheek expression pavement special is sometimes used as a description for a mixed-breed dog. Random-bred dog, mutt, and mongrel are often used for dogs who result from breeding without the supervision or planning of humans, especially after several generations, whereas crossbreed implies mixes of known breeds, sometimes deliberately mated.In Brazil and the Dominican Republic, the name for mixed-breed dogs is vira-lata (trash-can tipper) because there are dogs without owners that feed on urban garbage on the streets, and often knock over trash cans to reach the food.
In the Philippines, they are often called “askals”, a Tagalog-derived contraction of “asong kalye” or street dog.Slang terms are also common. Heinz 57 or Heinz is often used for dogs of uncertain ancestry, in a playful reference to the “57 Varieties” slogan of the H. J. Heinz Company. In some countries, bitsa (or bitzer) is common, meaning “bits o’ this, bits o’ that”. A fice or feist is a small mixed-breed dog. In Newfoundland, a smaller mixed-breed dog is known as a cracky, hence the colloquial expression “saucy as a cracky” for someone with a sharp tongue.To complicate matters, many owners of crossbreed dogs identify them—often facetiously—by an invented breed name constructed from parts of their parents’ breed names. These are known as portmanteau names. For example, a cross between a Pekingese and a Poodle is called a Peekapoo, possibly a play on peek-a-boo, along with the Goldendoodle, a cross between a poodle and a golden retriever. As another example, one of the UK’s Queen Elizabeth II’s famous Corgis mated with her sister’s Dachshund, and the resulting offspring were referred to as Dorgis. (German Shepherd + Pit bull = SUSI)O vira-lata é a denominação dada aos cães ou gatos sem raça definida, SRD, como são geralmente referenciados em textos veterinários.O termo vira-lata deriva do fato de muitos desses animais, quando abandonados, serem comumente vistos andando famintos pelas ruas revirando latas de lixo em procura de algum alimento.Geralmente os cães e gatos considerados sem raça definida são mestiços, descendentes de diferentes raçasOs SRD, por outro lado, são todos os cães e gatos que não têm origem definidas em um pedigree que é um certificado emitido por entidades oficiais atestando a ascendência do animal. Para obter um pedigree o animal tem que ter pais com o mesmo certificado. Entidades certificadoras exigem verificação de ninhada e mais recentemente a aplicação de microchips por veterinários. O animal pode ter a aparência de um cão de raça mas só o certificado atesta. Hoje, com o avanço dos exames de DNA, provavelmente há possibilidade de se definir se um cão é de uma determinada raça ou não, mas são exames ainda caros. Nem sempre um SRD é um vira-lata, ou seja um animal abandonado. Se houver qualquer mistura de raça (incluindo a cruza de dois animais de raça ou um de raça e um vira-lata) esse animal já será considerado um SRD.Um dos aspectos mais interessantes do vira-lata é a sua variedade. Encontram-se SRD’s de todas as cores e tipos, de todos os temperamentos. Ainda existem algumas características, como o fato de que costumam ser muito inteligentes e afetuosos, variando de acordo com as características herdadas. Normalmente o SRD resgatado das ruas tem um temperamento mais dócil e companheiro que os outros cães.

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Lets see the Dog Whisperer do this!!

February 16, 2010 - 11:28 pm 21 Comments

singing puppies to sleep

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English Bulldog Puppies For Sale

January 13, 2010 - 3:18 pm 5 Comments

English Bulldog Puppies For Sale, Bulldogs

Males and females are aready to go 9/26/08. We specialize in Top Quality English Bulldogs. I breed for heavy-boned, thick, low- swung body, massive short-faced heads, wide shoulders and sturdy limbs. Our breeds consist of top winning bloodlines in the country with almost all champion pedigrees which include many Hall of Fame winners, Best of Breed winners and Best in Specialty winners. Parents on site. Beautiful and excellent bloodlines!Beautiful Markings, Fabulous Confirmation, Loving Dispositions, Athletic. Our bulldogs have good temperament and are a big part of our family. If you want a solid looking Bulldog as a pet or show dog, you have found the right bullies. We include Full AKC registration for $2500. 1st Shots / Worming / Health Guarantee.

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Most Popular Dog Breeds Video – All the types of dogs.

October 28, 2009 - 9:02 pm 23 Comments

http://www.types-of-dogs.com. Enjoy the most popular dog breeds. If you are looking for a dog, discover all the different types of dogs there are.

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English Bulldog Puppies For Sale

October 25, 2009 - 8:06 pm 25 Comments

English Bulldog Puppies For Sale, Bulldogs

Males and females are aready to go. We specialize in Top Quality English Bulldogs. I breed for heavy-boned, thick, low- swung body, massive short-faced heads, wide shoulders and sturdy limbs. Our breeds consist of top winning bloodlines in the country with almost all champion pedigrees which include many Hall of Fame winners, Best of Breed winners and Best in Specialty winners. Parents on site. Beautiful and excellent bloodlines!Beautiful Markings, Fabulous Confirmation, Loving Dispositions, Athletic. Our bulldogs have good temperament and are a big part of our family. If you want a solid looking Bulldog as a pet or show dog, you have found the right bullies. We include Full AKC registration for $2000 and up. 1st Shots / Worming / Health Guarantee.

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Misty the Maltese – Dog Tricks Part 3

October 22, 2009 - 6:07 pm 5 Comments

Seven month-old show dog Misty shows you her “sit-stand-down” obedience routine in addition to a few great new dog tricks she has learned since her last video. Tricks in this video include walk, speak, paw, cartwheel, twirl, come, fetch, “bang” (play dead), and roll over. Enjoy this Part 3 of the series, then… Please rate this video!

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Misty the Maltese – Dog Tricks Part 3

October 22, 2009 - 6:07 pm 4 Comments

Seven month-old show dog Misty shows you her “sit-stand-down” obedience routine in addition to a few great new dog tricks she has learned since her last video. Tricks in this video include walk, speak, paw, cartwheel, twirl, come, fetch, “bang” (play dead), and roll over. Enjoy this Part 3 of the series, then… Please rate this video!

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Pet Names For Genitalia

October 16, 2009 - 11:00 pm 25 Comments

Pet Names For Genitalia – Tom Green …? Who knows…lol

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Dog Breeder

October 8, 2009 - 5:16 am 7 Comments

Prank call

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Smart cute Maltese dog gets treats out of a water bottle

October 5, 2009 - 2:40 pm 25 Comments

My Maltese dog learned to get the treats out of a water bottle by turning the bottle upside down all by herself!

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